14 Feb 2010, Posted by admin in Allegra,Headlines,Thoughts, No Comments. Tagged Jokes, love

Be My Valentines

Card kindly supplied by Allegra

Its that day again. No, not your birthday, or Christmas. Today is Valentines day. (Muted applause). The day when stalkers have a legitimate reason for getting in contact with their latest victim crush. The day when couples can proudly show off their relationship in public without scowls from the loners single people. Ah yes, that brings us to the single people….what is there left to say? We’ll see you at the bottom of a pint glass picking up a couple of troglodytes at the bar.