13 Feb 2010, Posted by admin in Headlines,Thoughts, No Comments. Tagged hello kitty, Jokes

Kitten Killer

Got a corpse to dismember or just love cutting your Sunday roast up in a micro second?

Perfect for slicing and dicing Japanese school girls while on the run from a bounty-hunter with a bloody eye patch; the Hello Kitty chainsaw will tear up anyone who dares step on your trainers.

When you were running through university campuses in the dead of night chasing down the most popular cheerleader you could find you would most probably be wielding a rusty old chainsaw (with a small hacksaw for backup, of course). While it would get the job done, it would be do say nothing for your rep. Not anymore, pink hearts are so this season!

I’ve always fancied being called the ‘The Hello Kitty Killer’. I’ve got Morgan Freeman to play the somber, retiring detective and Mark Wahlberg to play the naive, gun-toting rookie.