21 Mar 2010, Posted by admin in Thoughts, No Comments. Tagged Jokes, Thoughts

Remember Me

What’s your biggest fear?

A giant motherfuckin’ fire-breathing velocorator Miley Cyrus hell-bent on world destruction? Thought so, that same fear rocks me to sleep every night. Come close, its okay. We have each other.

As this unholy creature stands over our charred remains and it’s blood fuelled rampage is ended by only one outcome – a 200 megaton nuclear warhead disguised as an MTV Teen Choice Award. Fear not for we will live on.

In aftermath of the apocalypse as humanity ventures out from its nuclear bunkers and hastily affixed tin-foil cardboard boxes we will need to lay the dead to rest. And remember our brave, fallen comrades.

The Rosetta Stone is a little plaque that those who are alive can affix to your tombstone, inside is an RFID tag, readable by mobile phones. All your descendants need to do is wave their phone in front of your tombstone to download your info. A bit like putting your oyster card next to the readers at the station, but this one will be beaming out your soul not an annoying red light accompanied with painful the ‘low funds’ noise.

Finally your Photoshopped profile pics, edgy tweets and that Facebook status that had EVERYONE commenting on can now be read far, far into the future. Truly the golden age.